What is the difference between girls ages:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68? At 8 - U take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - U tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - U don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells U a story and takes U to bed. At 48 - U tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 - U stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!